Custard Gusset

Custard Gusset refers to the accumilation of vaginal discharge on the gusset area of a female's panties. Also a mixture of V. discharge, with other bodily fluids such as, sweat, blood, feces, urine, and male semen.

AKA Creamed Gusset
After a long, hard day at work – her custard gusset was saturated with vaginal secretion and seasoned with her natural aroma.
by VivaB May 07, 2009
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cock custard

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"
by Playa November 25, 2002
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dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")
Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!
by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009
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Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.
After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!
by AD218 July 31, 2008
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Love Custard

sperm, cum, baby gravy ect ect
Hey Donn, how about a face full of my love custard?
by Kan January 22, 2003
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custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit
gimme a custard cream damnit!
by Lianne Gray December 01, 2003
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Mother's custard

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.
When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.
by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 16, 2003
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