Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.

Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.

by The Cure September 22, 2008

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michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

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cured pussy

A smooth well trimmed ,pussy that has that shiny new look to it right after shaving.

"Mary's hairy pussy is now a cured pussy now I shaved off that hairy beast!"

by TheAnonymousArtist August 24, 2023

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cure depression

Become E-Girl

Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*

Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*

this story is inspired by real-life stories

by Lua-Chan March 22, 2022

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