Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga
White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.
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