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Creamy Wonka

to have anal sex and leave jizz inside the anus. Formed from anus>chocolate factory>willy wonka>wonka +creamy (jizz)
i gave her a creamy wonka
by NUMAisTheNAME February 4, 2012
mugGet the Creamy Wonkamug.

Creamie Weamie

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.
Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.
by Themanwhoshitshimself January 22, 2021
mugGet the Creamie Weamiemug.

Creamy Sanchez

Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.
I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.
by SGTP February 7, 2007
mugGet the Creamy Sanchezmug.

Creamy Avalanche

When the male ejaculates on a female's face and then pushes the person down the stairs.
My buddy Rube was getting some head at the top of a staircase, busted a narly load in her face and then kicked her dumbass down the stairs thus creating a creamy avalanche!
by Southerncumfort9 August 6, 2010
mugGet the Creamy Avalanchemug.

Creamy Italian

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,
Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.
by Rx420 June 4, 2009
mugGet the Creamy Italianmug.

creamy pizza

When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.
Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.
by Busty Jew November 26, 2017
mugGet the creamy pizzamug.

creamy toes

When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes
She had some creamy toes when i got done
by daniel February 8, 2005
mugGet the creamy toesmug.

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