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COVID-19

COVID-19 is a UGLY....NASTY...SCARY...MEAN....VIRUSSSS...

IT STARTED IN 2020!
IT WAAS UGLYYYYYYYYYYY
COVID GOT US STUCK IN QAURINTINE!
''She was very upset because she got put into quarintine beacuse of COVID-19.''
by Itsjustpolyester.. November 15, 2020
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COVID-19

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by the severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2).

Common symptoms include fever, cough and shortness of breath. Muscle pain, sputum production and sore throat are less common symptoms. While the majority of cases result in mild symptoms, some progress to pneumonia and multi-organ failure. The deaths per number of diagnosed cases is estimated at between 1% and 5% but varies by age and other health conditions.

The infection is spread from one person to others via respiratory droplets, often produced during coughing and sneezing. Time from exposure to onset of symptoms is generally between 2 and 14 days, with an average of 5 days.

Recommended measures to prevent the disease include frequent hand washing, maintaining distance from other people and not touching one's face. The use of masks is recommended for those who suspect they have the virus and their caregivers but not for the general public. There is no vaccine or specific antiviral treatment for COVID-19; management involves treatment of symptoms, supportive care and experimental measures.

The World Health Organization (WHO) has declared the 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak a pandemic.
Oh no! He has the COVID-19.
or
The COVID-19 is spreading worldwide and is now a pandemic.
by Abstimus March 14, 2020
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Covid-19 Pandemic

A legendary conspiracy which took place between 2019 & 2022 A.D. against workforce members, incited with propaganda produced by fascistic communitarians posing as caring humanitarians in an effort to gain undue control over Earth’s economies.
Independent Thinker:
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”

Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”
by Archer, Sterling January 3, 2022
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Covid-19

The thing that lets me watch hentai in peace
Mom come her- me no! Social distancing! Mom why?! Me Covid-19!
by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020
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COVID-19

I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.
COVID-19. Yes I am evil. I do not care about anyone but myself.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
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Coronavirus (Covid-19)

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
Karen, wear your stupid mask you stoopid head, coronavirus (Covid-19) is no joke ha
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020
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COVID-19

The weight you gain during the first month of COVID-19
After stepping off the scale, I immediately went for a walk to burn off this COVID-19
by ckckckckck May 8, 2020
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