Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

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Cook 'em

An insult directed at the Texas Longhorns.

Longhorn fan: Hook 'em!!!

Oklahoma fan: Cook 'em!

by texas sucks big giant dick September 20, 2009

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Cook Your Rice

An euphemism for engaging in cunnilingus with cocaine under the performers tongue.

I’m going to cook your rice, Samantha.

by The Only Moose May 25, 2021

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Cook Burgers is a ROBLOX game developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Burgers, you can cook burgers, as the name suggests.
What the fuck did you think i was gonna put here?
Oh, you can also deep-fry rats and then freeze them.

Player 1: dude what the fuck is cook burgers
Player 2: a game where you cook burgers?
Player 1: well at least its not cook sandwiches
Player 2: that game is ancient!

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

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Cook's

Best place in the world. In Cape Cod (I'm soooo not telling you where). It is run by the kids from morning 'til night. Amazing for manhunt, but watch out for the dunes. Its hard to be on the back path at night. Do not wear tye dye at the public beach. In fact, just avoid the public beach in general. If you go here, be sure to bring dark clothes. This is also a good place for romance, so watch the woods you're walking through. Nightly outings to PJs are mandatory- unless we don't invite you. Steer clear of little girls circling your house. And if you hear people at night around your house, please understand that manhunt is underway, and do not blow our cover. This place is inhabited by Donlons. This is a place of nightly smores parties/bonfires/pizza dinners. A game of Sorry! In general, this is the most amazing place on earth. Oh yeah, and get to the showerhouse early. The line is killer.

Person 1: Where are you going this summer?
Person 2: Cook's.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!!

by THEAWESOMECOUSINS December 30, 2010

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