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Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it
"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights
by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023
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Conrad Veidt

Objectively the greatest person to ever live. The OG goth. Amazing actor. Most based man alive in the 1930s.
Women fight for Conrad Veidt!
by lighthouseacrossthebay October 20, 2025
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Robert Conrad

Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.

Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.

Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.

Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.

In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.

The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.

The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.

Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.

He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Robert Conrad ... he strode the finest buttocks in the West!
by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 16, 2008
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Jimmy Conrad

The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."

Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009
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The Conrad

This is a when you used a socked foot to rub your girlfriends labia while sitting in a public place.
The Conrad can be used while attending a class with your girlfriend sitting across you, you slide your foot between her legs and begin rubbing her vaginal area.

"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"
by p2brams May 13, 2010
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[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!
by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009
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The Sydney Conrad

when your getting head from a chick and you grab her by the ears and as soon as your about to bust you pull her ears all the way up to your pelvis then thurst your and bust all theway down her throat and watch the skit drip from her ears
damn...i just did "The Sydney Conrad" on that hoe!!
by lsn Joshua Walker April 12, 2010
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