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Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.
guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit
by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005
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Connecticut crime

A term used to describe a wrong, yet trivial, annoying, and harmless “crime” that is not punishable by law.

A Connecticut crime can be, but is not limited to: budging a person in line, or taking a highly limited item out of another person's shopping cart when there are none left.

Often committed at a local coffee house, farmer's market or other place with a high concentration of trends or wealth, yet it can also extend to any other aspect of life, such as in the supermarket or shopping mall. Person committing the "Connecticut crime" may be "white", as in a "stuff white people like" person. However, needless to say, the Connecticut crime does not have one stereotype of offenders and does not discriminate against victims.

Note: Called Connecticut crime due to its elitist nature and petty, country club-esque stigma
White person waiting in line at the Fair Trade coffee shop: Hey! Not cool man, you just cut in front of me!

Other White person: Did I? Oh I'm sorry, well I'm paying next so I'll just stay here...

Sarah: Excuse me, but I just saw you take that out of my shopping cart and put it into yours...can I have it back? It's the last one left.

Stephanie: No, sorry, it's mine now.

Sarah: Wow, you just committed a severe Connecticut crime...
by The Phantom Kingsly March 16, 2011
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Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."
Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?
by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014
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Beat Conductor

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."
The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.
by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009
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the collector

The Killer in the 2009 horror movie the collector and it's sequel the collection 2012, He's a man who wears all black armed with knifes and wears a creepy mask and has very strange eyes, he goes into houses,buildings etc and rigs the place up with saw style traps, he's called the collector because he takes one victim ( alive) from every place he hits, he like to torture people and make sculptures from human body parts and bones. He also has a obsession with bugs and spiders.
The Collector is a horror film, Imagine home alone combined with saw.
by The Mask maker December 21, 2013
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Comedy Connects

An epic stand-up comedy podcast that is not your mother's podcast.
I was listening to Comedy Connects and could NOT stop laughing!
by comedyexpert April 4, 2022
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Ohio Gay Fart Collector

When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar
That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector
by Mike ox lone 6969 February 28, 2023
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