by Xetron June 6, 2004
Get the Cunninglus mug.Mrs. C.- Oh, Howard, I want you to stick me with your Cunningham till it stinks.
Mr. C.- What else would I do, Marion?
Joanie- If you don't know Dad, I feel sorry for you.
Mr. C.- Joanie, go to your room!
Joanie- Why do I always have to go to my room everytime you take your dick out?
Mr. C.- What else would I do, Marion?
Joanie- If you don't know Dad, I feel sorry for you.
Mr. C.- Joanie, go to your room!
Joanie- Why do I always have to go to my room everytime you take your dick out?
by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
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Get the James Cunningham mug.A form of hazing that involves throwing a lower classman into a garbage can to amuse Seniors and Juniors.
A group of Seniors finds a Freshman and picks him off his feet. They then precede to take said Freshman and throw him in the trash can, thus "canning" him. Generally this is accompanied by shouts of protest from the victim and laughter by everyone else.
Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.
Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.
Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.
Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.
by TLcruelty December 29, 2009
Get the canning mug.the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.
Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?
Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!
Guy 1: Oh well.
Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!
Guy 1: Oh well.
by darian felento December 30, 2011
Get the coning mug.A man that rides around the seas on a rowing boat and also likes to eat the fine vag and get the juices flowing.
Old man: i used to be a fine cunning linguist and loves the pussy juice.
Dein fuhrer: true that mate, a cunning linguist of the high seas if ever there was one.
Dein fuhrer: true that mate, a cunning linguist of the high seas if ever there was one.
by bad man tings April 12, 2011
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