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Cloud Nudes

Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.
Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"
by JoeriAgitated July 2, 2015
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cloud 4

The feeling of emptiness which exists beyond advanced sadness. A person on cloud 4 no longer looks to fill the empty void and instead excepts their terrible situation without emotion.
My dog died, my girl friend cheated on me with my best friend, and I got fired from my job. I'm on cloud 4
by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018
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cloud 9

a feeling of extreme happiness or euphoria, feeling like you're floating on air. Also spelled "cloud nine."
Today was such a great day. I feel like I'm floating on cloud 9!
by Aquarian129 April 12, 2007
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Cloud Rap

Cloud Rap refers to a form of hip hop whose distinguishing features include dreamlike beats (which often use wordless vocal samples, where singers harmonize or hold long notes, to produce a majestic, dream like effect) and abstracted, sometimes deliberately absurd, lyrics that make little to no sense.
Samuel: I want a new form a hip hop that is like lo-fi but doesn’t sound as bad

Kyle: Just listen to some cloud rap, dude

Samuel: The hell is that?

Kyle: It’s the type of shit you’d hear while dreaming, or some shit
by Cozoo September 21, 2017
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Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank
Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment
by kroydawg January 20, 2009
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Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.
My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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cloud punch

When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.
Just cloud punched my dumper, now I've got human poop on my finger.
by VICERN January 13, 2014
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