Clear Eyes

God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.

I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Creedence Clearwater Revival

An American country/rock band that became popular during the Vietnam War. Produced classic hits such as "Proud Mary", "Green River", "Suzie Q" and "Fortunate Son".

Could also be known as CCR, or Creedence Clearwater.

Unfortunately they split circa 1971/2, but still sometimes perform together.

CCR's "Proud Mary" has 100+ cover versions to date.

by A Ginger Ned February 27, 2005

clear your RAM

defined as the act of self pleasure, after which one's flash drive is reset.

Dude! Your can't just go an clear your RAM in my shed!!

by Ochlarchial Demonym November 20, 2010

Clearing The Chamber

The act of taking a piss after masturbating to flush out the left over semen.

*Two bros finish jerking off*

Bro 1: * Goes to bathroom*
"IM CLEARING THE CHAMBER!"

by b4ck2b4ck September 18, 2019

clear port

Another name for Teterboro Airport (KTEB) outside NYC. Commonly used by business vips, execs, and celebs for its convenience.

"It's Tito Borough when it's jet flying time (clear port)
And we so thorough we the set fly or die" jim jones

by snowbdr04 April 3, 2008

Clear goo

Noun:

Pre-ejaculate; the clear viscous fluid that seeps or leaks from a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. Clear goo serves to rid the urethra of urine acid and serves as an FDA-compliant lubricant.

"Last night, Dylan's mom was giving me a handjob. It really hurt until some clear goo came out."

by David Wright Orange Park April 22, 2008

Cedar City

A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival.

It’s loads of fun stalking prey on a Cedar City ridge with 50 MPH winds and 50 degrees below zero.

by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008