chore

Newark slang meaning steal

You chored my ruler

by issateenthing August 13, 2018

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chore juggling

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.

I have custody this weekend, but Saturday I plan to go chore juggling at my house.

by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015

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Chores

a cute way to put "child labor"

Mom: go do your chores!
Son: Isn't that just forcing me to do labor?
Mom: ...

by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021

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dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

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Chore paralysis

An overwhelming feeling which prevents you from getting your chores done because there are too many of them. You don't know where to begin and what to get out of the way first. You stare at your 'to do' list unable to decide which burdensome task you should do first.

Similar to choice paralysis only the problem here isn't what flavour ice cream you want to wolf down but a number of boring tasks that have to get done so you can go back to enjoying life.

I wanted to go for a long walk to clear my head but instead found myself looking at my very long list of chores, unable to move a muscle. I was clearly suffering from a serious case of chore paralysis.

by Regolithium October 3, 2022

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