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Choda

(noun)

A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.
“Oi, careful — don’t make eye contact with that Choda. Last time I did, he tried to sell me a used carburettor and showed me his elbow scar.”
by HorseCoq August 11, 2025
mugGet the Chodamug.

Coca-choda

When people reject you and you become more desperate and make a stupid move to get even more rejection.
His attitude towards others is unacceptable. He deserves the Coca-choda!
by Oshleel June 10, 2024
mugGet the Coca-chodamug.

chodas

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, better known as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber who became immensely famous for his video game Let's Plays. His Italian fiancé, Marzia Bisognin, was also a very popular fashion/beauty Youtuber with her own page here.

He was born on October 24, 1989 and initially set out to pursue a degree and career in business (to specify, industrial economics and tech management), eventually dropping out due to personal dislike of school. When he leaned into making YouTube videos, he got a huge following primarily from his horror LPs, with his reactions, recurring characters (usually resulting in Funny Schizophrenia), eternal hatred of barrels, tendency to curse, exceptional hamminess, and general randomness carving a fairly prominent niche to his content.

Kjellberg is currently the owner of the most subscribed-to channel on YouTube (over 64 million subs, or "bros", and over 18 billion views across all videos) and has received a Guinness World Record for it. Saying that he's a prominent figure on YouTube—especially for outsiders and media personalities looking in—is now an egregious understatement.
dude jonas is such a chodas he ate my forskin
by ProffesionalKillerOfNIggers October 31, 2018
mugGet the chodasmug.

Choda bomb

Any small, fat animal or creature. Any diminutive creature of subhuman intelligence that is overweight.
by Crispen the Crisper August 16, 2022
mugGet the Choda bombmug.

Choda

in my Woodz of the Neck i call the

"KUZ'IFFF"
....."KUZ'iFFF" ya didn't have

a choda , ur fucking guts would fall out."
by REAL'ity CHEQUE November 25, 2023
mugGet the Chodamug.

Choda Oda

When a man’s sack stinks.
When you hire a male stripper for your bachelorette party and he has choda oda so bad, the hens vomit.
by Trixie4 October 31, 2023
mugGet the Choda Odamug.

Choda gravy

When liquid shit covers your choda and now u have a wet steamy mess to clean up. Fuck sakes eh
That mother fucker tried to make me taste shit when he touched the cloth of his undergarmets, instead he had a choda gravy that almost run out his leg!!
by cockjinker420 January 8, 2021
mugGet the Choda gravymug.

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