Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
by buddhari65 May 03, 2012
The act of using a circumcised penis to pump solid fecal matter from the butthole as if the penis was a literal pump. Or a shovel. Or something.
by Tazzeeboi September 28, 2019
The art of forcefully ejecting diarrhea from ones anus onto another person in an arc like a rainbow.
by SPC Cracker July 09, 2006
by Craig October 30, 2002
When the skin around an anus is a darker skin tone then her skin color. Often darker brown in color, especially noticable if she has pale skin. The opposite of a pink donut, which is an anus pink in color with no dark skin around it.
I was sexually interested in Mary until she spread her buttcheeks to reveal a nasty chili ring. I left immediately.
by Plutonic Prostitute June 10, 2018
"Man, dat ho only 12 years old. If he gonna fuck that broad, hes goin in the slammer fo bein a chili mo'
by skippy June 08, 2003
by brown pants October 14, 2009