Cape Coddess

A woman from Cape Cod who is admired for her looks, wit, charm and geographical knowledge.

Often misspellt Cape Codess.

Roxanna was a Cape Coddess

by Peter N Carr September 28, 2006

cape coral

A city on the west coast of Florida, the most boring place to live by far.
It's drama-ridden full of 13 year old bubblegum bullshit, has a lot of "kr3ws" like Lush Kr3w and Camalot Kids.
Most of the "locals" are over 70.

hey wanna go to cape coral?
no man fuck that place, i'm still young.

by Hmphhhhhh March 10, 2008

Cape Verdean

A Cape Verdean is a person who descended from Cape Verde which is a tiiny little country off the western coast of Africa. They range from all skiin colors, eye colors, and haiir types. The language sort of sounds liike a miix of the romance languages spanish, portuguese, italian, ect. so iif u speak one of those especiially portuguese you'd have no problem pickiin iit up. Personally, I happen to thiink Pawtucket, RI is the second Cape Verde. All cape verdeans luv cachupa, and if u dont, well then ur not cape verdean. Many play soccer and they're skilled as hell at iit. At the moment the freak a leak song for them is "Chichiri", download iit ; . They wear their pride on theiir shiirt and flaunt thiier shiiet.

There were three Cape Verdean ladies walking down the beach, and they find what they believe to be a magic lamp. So, they rub it to see if it really is. Just as they rub it, a genie pops out and says that he'll give them each one wish. So the first girl says 'I want to be really smart ', and she appears with glasses and a book in her hand. The second girl says 'I want to be even smarter than her', and she turned into a genius. The third girl said 'I want to just change this whole wish thing around, I want to be as dumb as I could possibly be, and she turns into a white chick.

by xxDatFiineLadyxx June 19, 2007

Cape May

A pretty nice beach in New Jersey. Like any other beach it's buzzing in Summer and dead in Winter. It has some nice stores and lots of old Victorian style buildings. It also has a concrete sunken ship. Carney's and Henry's are the best places to eat.

If you really want to see a sunken concrete ship, go to Cape May.

by Choclat Puddin September 28, 2008

Cape Town

Also known as The Mother City because it was the first colonized city in Southern Africa

The Best city in Africa, not sure about outside of Africa because I've never been.

The best place to party in South Africa.

Awesome culture amongst the locals, especially the coloured community(please do not get offended by the term 'coloured' because in South Africa it is actually a race and I for one am proud to be coloured)

Cape Town has the biggest mixed-race (coloured) community in the world... just don't go telling a coloured person they mixed-race cause then you giving them cause for beating you up, this however does not apply to all coloured people.

Cape Town is full of adventurous places to go and wonderful beaches and other beautiful scenery(this also includes the sexy Capetownians)

Cape Town is also famous for the wine route, because it is home to some of the biggest vineyards in the world, infact the Western Cape is home to the biggest vineyard in the world.

and last but not least Cape Town is home to some of the best people you could ever hope to party with, no joke!!!

Guy1 : If you wanna meet really beautiful women come to the J&B Met.

Guy2 : wheres that?

Guy1 : in Cape Town, dude its a hoe-asis and it only happens once a year.

by Cannybaby March 5, 2011

cape flourish

The action of swirling one's cape in dramatic fashion right before an announced exit, but doesn't necessarily require the actual presence of a cape to achieve the intended effect (see awkward arm swing but followed with an exit stage left and dramatic music). Usually preceded by a declaration of intent, ("Come dobby, we're leaving") and followed by an evil laugh.

Usually reserved for villains, but can also refer to would-be heroes who just want to look cool. The real utility of a cape, because let's face it, capes do nothing except make you look cool. Often results in the opposite effect.

Cartman from South Park: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..." (queue cape flourish)

"To the Bat Cave!"

"I am Count Dracula... *cape flourish* AH AH AH"

by Spatch Adams May 1, 2009

Cape Coral High School

Saw the other definition for this mediocre school is 11 years out of date so figured I would give the current situation. Of course right now the broccoli hair that makes you look like a total douche paint sniffer and vaping like there's no god damn tomorrow is oh so popular. The teachers are generally pretty cool but some a bit bitchy, classes tend to be chill and same for classmates except the occasional freshmen stuck in his class clown phase who thinks being loud and racist is funny and freshmen girls who think they are really hot and try to pull juniors. Bathrooms are the usual, warzone like Russia vs Ukraine and doors that were stolen like 10 years ago and never replaced, flushing is an unknown action, wet toilet paper on the ceiling, piss puddles, you know the drill. Only real annoyance is the freshmen and seniors who think moaning and slurs in the cafeteria is hilarious (see freshmen mention). There's a decent amount of chill people though such as band and sport players which aren't jocky like it's the 80's as some others in some schools tend to be and some dude named Daniel from Germany that sells baller chocolate which I have easily bought by the hundreds by now. Although it is kind of a relief from the drug den schools like Island Coast and North Fort Myers, its mediocrity makes it pretty uneventful and not much crazy shit happens like you might hear elsewhere. If you just want to chill and get through high school generally easy, come fuck around I guess.

Guy 1: "I go to Cape Coral High School!"

Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"

Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."

Guy 2: "God help you."

by The truth about what is real February 27, 2022