Definitions by Hmphhhhhh

cape coral 

A city on the west coast of Florida, the most boring place to live by far.
It's drama-ridden full of 13 year old bubblegum bullshit, has a lot of "kr3ws" like Lush Kr3w and Camalot Kids.
Most of the "locals" are over 70.

hey wanna go to cape coral?
no man fuck that place, i'm still young.

cape coral by Hmphhhhhh March 10, 2008