Capalbian

When you drop an object on the floor ( usually a lighter) and at the same time you pull your pants down so that the people behind you see your scrotum

I pulled a capalbian to the boys the other day ...

by Rrest November 20, 2020

Capaldiist

A person who worships Lewis Capaldi.

“What’s your religion?”
“I’m a proud Capaldiist”

by 1Dpaynos12inch October 15, 2021

Capas

The product if a cocktail umbrella and melted/crunchy cheese had a baby.

Very specific but relies heavily on vibes

They’re such a capas!
(If someone gives that energy)

Hey look, there’s a Capas!

(If it ever becomes possible)

by Mastercone August 22, 2022

Esophageal Capacity

When thrusting your man meat down a chicks throat, it slips into her esophagaus without any gag reflex.

"Damn that chick the other night had some serious esophageal capacity"

by Gyna November 10, 2006

Mental capas

A shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take.

Me: Says a joke.

Jonathan: I don't get it.

Me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke.

by get it right the first time May 31, 2009

Cognitive Capability Fabrication

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.

P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.

by Ardyneus December 25, 2019

fucked to capacity

To have achieved the state of maximum sexual satisfaction.

To experience extreme misfortune.

"After 4 and half hours in bed with Rico, I finally felt fucked to capacity!"

"My in-laws are staying for the week." "Dude, you're fucked to capacity!"

fucked

by MissTonya July 4, 2014