Cannonballed

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.

"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"

by Watts83 May 8, 2014

chocolate cannon ball

After space docking with a chick, you screw her abnormally hard in a position of your choosing. If you lasted more than a meager 5 minutes, the chick should be able to muster up a pretty nice quief. The turd which was loaded through the space docking procedure mentioned earlier, should be launched from her vagina like a cannon ball, just squishier. To achieve greater distance, you must "go the distance."

After I nailed the bitch, I was almost nailed by a chocolate cannon ball.

by K White February 8, 2007

cannonballer

Used to describe taking a dump with such velocity that your ass is splashed with water, resembling a cannonball hitting the water. Typically a result draft beer and fast food.

I went to the bar last night then ate a quarter-pounder, then birthed a cannonballer this morning.

by CRASH 513 April 13, 2010

Cannon Ball

Taking a hit from a cigarette or blunt and while holding in the hit take a few swigs from a bottle of liquor or a beer, then exhale.

==A great way to get messed up quick, and show off you your skills.

Cig in one hand, bottle in the other. watch this guys (inhale) Drink (Exhale) CANNON BALL!!!!!

by whiteshadow` April 1, 2008

Cannon Ball

A process where a man loads his jap's eye with cheap caviar (lump fish eggs work well) and gets his lady to go down on him. This ensures she's so repulsed by the taste of the caviar that ensuing man eggs will taste sweet in comparison.

Her: Slurp, EWWWW!
Him: "You just been Cannon Balled baby".

by ball2345 January 7, 2010

Cannonballing

Cannonballing is when your poop just flies outta your ass

"I've just finished cannonballing," Jerry said

by HangryPotato November 24, 2016

Cannonballed

See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.

"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"

by Sam'n'Mike December 22, 2008