cancer

a bad sickness that sucks fat btt

You could wake up one morning with cancer but iḿ healthy healthy people still get cancer

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 8, 2019

Cancer

The biggest opponent of the human evolution: emojis... they're like cavepaintings in 21st centuary

Person 1: *Send's a text, with a cancer*
Person 2: *fucking dies*
Person 1: 'This is so sad *sad cancer*

by fapboy June 13, 2018

cancer

fortnite

i have cancer

by coolcreeper June 1, 2018

Cancer

a very effecient way to kill of a character in a movie or book.

Example used, "The Kissing Booth" Killing off Ellies mom with said "Cancer"

by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

cancer

an adjective used to describe someone incredibly dumb, so dumb it'll cause you to lose all of your remaining brain cells.

person a: your mom: has big ugly gay
person b: you're cancer
person a: i know

by imnotafurrry May 16, 2018

CAncer

A person who takes an hour to play a card

Dude Owen is such fucking cancer

by Tishanagod June 23, 2019

cancer

funniest thing in the world

it so funny when young children die of cancer omegalul

by HA LIBBY SLITS HER WRIST February 22, 2019