cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.
Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
by Gayth May 10, 2018
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Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind
I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.
by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019
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Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
by Clich January 18, 2014
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cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.
Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.
by Dyingfetus September 16, 2009
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cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.
Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017
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cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.
person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse
by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 23, 2016
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Cactus licker

Someone who does thing that can obously get him in trouble.
Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.
by Blue01 March 11, 2017
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