Cactus 

A plant that when hugged will give you valuable presents

I LOVE cactus I NEED CACTUS AHHHHHH!!!!

Cactus by A cactus January 16, 2024

CACTUS 

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”

“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”

“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”

CACTUS by KCHooligan January 26, 2024

CACTUS 

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Used in place of “ACAB” and can also be used as an insult for police, since it implies they’re pricks.

“I got pulled over for going seven MPH over the speed limit. Fucking CACTUS wrote me a ticket”

CACTUS by KCHooligan January 26, 2024

Cactus 

A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.

I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.

Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.

Cactus by spoezzy March 3, 2024

Cactus 

Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.

Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.

Cactus by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024

Cactus 

An attractive heterosexual man who straight white women call a twink for some reason. Taken from The Good Place's "Is it actually a cactus?" bit.

"Timothee Chalamet is such a twink"
"He's actually a cactus"

Cactus by Sex_Addicto February 12, 2025

Cactus 

Australian Slang most commonly used by chromosome and Luis

That shit’s not cactus

Cactus by notchromosome September 23, 2025