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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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burger king

home of open-flamed whoppers
would you like fries with that?
by BOOGER EATER October 30, 2003
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Brass Bound Buggery Box

A typically ornate wooden box from the 18th century bound in polished brass. The box usually had a hole for receiving a penis and a handle on the side that when turned, feathers providing auto erotic stimulation to the operator.

Commissioned in 1725 by Peter the Great, a superb box was a gifted to the Danish sailor Vitus Bering before he set out on his historic voyage to prove that Siberia and America were not joined by land. The channel between the two countries was named after him.

Legend has it that the ship's Engineer on the good ship Venus broke his jerry built wanking machine and whipped his balls to cream.
Bring me a boy!!!!.........Blast!
Bring me another boy!!!!..........Blast!

Bring me my Brass Bound Buggery Box, these boys split too easily!
by ergie December 29, 2009
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Burger King crown

POV: you are a white man wearing a Burger King crown on a plane
you: she kneed me in the stomach
by super trop beau May 7, 2021
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vaggie burger

A tasty burger primarily made up of vagina.
I was chowing down a vaggie burger last night.

I can't eat that! I'm a vagitarian.
by Jennnnxxx March 29, 2009
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