broadcrastinating

1. verb - The act of Tivo'ing a broadcast program and delay viewing by 20-30 minutes, with the goal to skip commercials and "catch-up" to live programming by the scheduled end time.

I'm broadcrastinating my favorite show. I can't stand commercials.

by bigtop65 August 15, 2010

Broadbondage

Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.

-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

broad iron

When your girl is giving you shit and won't back off.

Dude, Tiffany is broad ironing me for going to the bar the last four nights, step off already.

by Guttenberg museum February 29, 2016

Broadalbin Perth Middle School

just a school full of thotty 6th grade whores, wannabe popular 7th graders, and drama causing rats in 8th.

Fuck Broadalbin Perth Middle School! This school sucks more dick than a pornstar!

by iwanttodietbh June 2, 2018

Broad Hacker

commonly a high idiot who wheels women using a combination of Tinder Bumble or Hinge. Typically drives a white Nissan Maxima rolling on 20’s while listening to Shade 45.

That Broad Hacker is trying to get skin from multiple women on social media, but he was too much of a high idiot to check his messages.

by Woodler October 28, 2019

shine broad

A term to describe a female African American. Most common in the vocabulary of a Italian American. A nicer term for saying "nigger"

Gino, would you pound that shine broad? I'd pound anything honestly

by Happyp October 7, 2016

national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017