One step below a faggot. But to be legit an oldder male who enjoies watching my little pony. they also enjoy being gay and sucking pony dick
BRONY: OMY GOD I WAS WATCHING MLP IT WAS SO FUNNY
BRONY 2: I KONW RIGHT BROHOOF
GAY GUY: YOU GUYS ARE HELLA GAY
WOMAN: ARE YOU GUYS VIRGINS
BRONIES: YES WHY
WOMAN:NO REASON
BRONY 2: I KONW RIGHT BROHOOF
GAY GUY: YOU GUYS ARE HELLA GAY
WOMAN: ARE YOU GUYS VIRGINS
BRONIES: YES WHY
WOMAN:NO REASON
by YO MAMA JUST KIDDING December 21, 2013
A "man" who loves My Little Pony. He also loves cats and all of their fabulous glory. This "man" will usually pass out before the children's bedtime and after only downing 2 Bartles & Jaymes Berry Melon Bonanzas.
"Tonight on SportsCenter ..... LSU wins over Florida. And this just in: A bird legged man gets demoted thanks to a cat loving Bronie who became a "man" for the first time in 36 years"
"Nacy is such a Bronie."
"Nacy is such a Bronie."
by BillyBoBinkins October 13, 2013
A gay or bi-sexual male that takes pleasure in watching a tv show for little girls. Possibly to meet little girls or because their mental capacity is that of a little girl. They are often associated with skinny jean hipsters that listen to dub step or emo core.
Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal
8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle
If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse
3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal
Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal
8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle
If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse
3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal
Brony - "Hey whats going on?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"
by NOT A FAG September 08, 2013
by moole of blockcommunity October 08, 2011
by JJkM July 04, 2011
A brony is a person for whom the following statement is true:
"I relate or once could relate strongly to Twilight Sparkle's personality in the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
"I relate or once could relate strongly to Twilight Sparkle's personality in the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
Because Twilight Sparkle is best pony to any *true* brony. Just like haggis is loved by any *true* Scotsman.
by Sciuridae14 November 07, 2011
Yeah, bro, I just had 2 bronies and I'm totally blizted.
a: i ate 2 bronies and i feel fat
b: bronies hahaha
b: frat brownies?
a: i ate 2 bronies and i feel fat
b: bronies hahaha
b: frat brownies?
by Everar April 16, 2008