Brocton

Brocton is a dude who can be annoying as fuck at times. He may not get you and he may do things that piss you off. This is a guy who can make anyone laugh. He's definitely smart and loves to crack a joke any chance he gets.

Police: Can you identify yourself, sir?

Brocton: Yeah, *pulls out mirror* it's me.

by Harley Nobody June 5, 2016

Bonton

Bonton is a hood in South Dallas well known for gang relation(BLOODS) somewhere you don’t wanna go if your not known there

I’m from Bonton where if u hear that hollllaaaa you know what that’s about

by Rhodes Terrace December 10, 2018

Bronstonism

POG POG VERRY MUCH POGGERSSS ALSO SAWG

MAXIMUM SWAG BECUSE IM JESUS

I LOVE BRONSTONISM

POG VERRY much swag

I love jesus

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 7, 2020

Brontosaurus

A very confusing genus of dinosaurs. Why? Because people first thought the Brontosaurus was a separate genus and species. Then for decades people debunked the dinosaur as just another species of Apatosaurus, but now research yet again proves the existence of Brontosaurus.

So YES, the brontosaurus DOES exist (circa 2015).

People in the early 20th century: The Brontosaurus exists!
People in the late 20th century: There's no such thing as Brontosaurus, it's just a trendy term for the dinosaur Apatosaurus.

People after 2015: Now hold your horses, recent research shows the Brontosaurus actually DOES exist.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Boonton

The only place you’ll find 6 fucking pizza places on a street that stretches under one mile. Full of stoners and weirdos. One spot it’s flat as shit and the other it’s hilly as fuck. Kinda built like a flat girl with big titties. Pretty much the poor version of ML, and has a goofy looking high school with a bunch of weirdos and people trying to have a good time. Stoner Central (pretty much everyone you meet under the age of 10 has hit a joint) Literally nobody south 5 miles of here knows that Boonton exists.

Hey Jerry wanna go to Romas in Boonton?

Jerry: How about Pasqualles?

Wait how about TOTP?

Jerry: Actually Vinnies sounds good

Never mind we’ll just go to Resivoir Tav.

Jerry: Arent they all on the same fucking street?

Yup.

by mattjames April 6, 2022

Bontonquavius

a stud who gets hella bitches he sure knows how to lasso up those mammary glands who is called somewhat of a booty warrior (chris handsome) something of a booby wrangler he single handedly stopped racism after the bite of 87 you better keep your bitches chained up or he will make fucky wuckies on them like he did to jessica

chris handsome i dating a bontonquavius

by Bontonquavius June 29, 2022

Boomer Bronson

Boomer Bronson is sometimes a cool guy. He is clearly in love with Carly Montevera even though he may seem like he likes other girls and that he is a player but really he is- or was a nice guy. He used to go by Barney Bronson. He wore glasses and a bowtie. He changed due to popularity but he changes back due to the fact that Carly missed the old him. Portrayed by Kolton Stewert in both Prom Queen: The Musical when it was at the Segal Center and Theatre Calgary's production of The Louder we Get

Person: Did you see Boomer Bronson last night? He looked so hot
Me: Yeah, but he's clearly in love with Carly Montevera

by treeboi hansen March 15, 2020