Rockville Centre

The worst fucking town to ever step foot and breathe in. Home of the richest, snobbiest, straight white people. Girls will spend their money on Vinyard Vines shit and other crazy expensive brands. Some common Rockville Centre girl hobbies include, continuously asking for likes on their recents, being straight, wasting money on clothes, and hitting on guys. The guys are pretty much the same. Also, you are socially excluded from being popular if you can’t play lacrosse. (Which is a pretty shit sport tbh) And don’t be surprised if the girls block you on any form of Social media because they just don’t have any brain cells whatsoever. Parents, don’t move your kids here because they’re literally doomed to have the worst childhood ever.

(Currently living in California)

Some mom- “ So yeah. Me and Jim are moving to Rockville Centre when the baby comes.”

Friend of mom - “ Are you high? That town is literally a social hell hole!”

by Hentai.Is.Gay June 29, 2018

Rockville MD

A small town in Maryland, where there is nothings to do. Filled with Hispanics, Blacks, and money crazed Jews and pedophiles.

Rockville MD is hick as shit.

by McTripp January 24, 2011

Bronxville

Bronxville, a suburb in westchester full of privilged white Christians who are very obnoxious and snotty. Almost everyone is sporty and preppy and wears clothes such as Vineyard Vines, Nike, and Patagonia. The main sport is lacrosse, but some people do field hockey or basketball. Many people are not snotty though, but they try to act cool. Bronxville has a town which the kids go to for lunch or after school with friends, with their newest phones and $500 in their wallet. A lot of high schoolers, middle schoolers, and in fact some kindergarteners do drugs and smoke during class or behind buildings at dark.

person 1:"Wanna smoke some shit?"
person 2: "Lets go to Bronxville"
person 1: "ahhh... the best place for that"

by kid from bxv January 11, 2018

Blocksville

Blocksville, the best roleplay on Minecraft! Drug Deals and Siri!

Let's go to Blocksville!

by difficultyasian December 29, 2018

rockville

has a pretty tight high school, which is rockville high who has an awesome lax team who always packs there bags and bring it.

rockville lacrosse players-
Joey:pack ur bags
saeed:why?
Danny:cuz were gona bring it

by MikejonesWHo July 25, 2008

Bronxville

Dripping in wealth. The wealthiest suburb of NYC and 2nd wealthiest town in the USA behind Palm Beach.
The downtown is perfect. The surrounding neighborhoods are hilly and resemble the south of France. Bronxville
tends to be more waspy in character, but of course in 21st century America it contains a variety of religions, and
a very slight variety of races. Scarsdale attempts to claim to be wealthier, although if you remove the college
student population of Sarah Lawrence college, Bronxville trumps.

The high schools is ridiculously beautiful and the kids are definitely living in a bubble. Especially considering Bronxville borders on
Yonkers and Mount Vernon.

Bronxville Kid 1: Where are you going away to this summer?
Bronxville Kid 2: Nantucket
Bronxville Kid 1: Do they like Jews there?
Bronxville kid 2: NO
Bronxville Kid 1: Aren't you Jewish?
Bronxville Kid 2: Yep, and my dad owns Las Vegas. You get the drift...

by I know it... September 4, 2013

Bronxville

Bronxville is a small town about 30 min away from New York City filled with stuck-up rich kids that spend daddy's money all day and drive in Jeeps. The majority of these kids are millionaires. Many of these kids are either going to play the holy sport of lax or getting high with the money they were supposed to spend on Park Place Bagels. But don't be mistaken, Bronxville may be a hell hole, but it can sometimes be swag.

Z-Tuck plays the holy sport of lax in Bronxville
Xavier is dripping with swag

by englishBanana May 14, 2015