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bridget baribeau

A stupid whore who can shove 3 stop signs inside of her vagina.
My name is bridget baribeau and i lick girls ears in the hive bathroom
by bridget baribeau September 21, 2019
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bridget gillespie

Bridget Gillespie another word for taking a big shit.
I'll be in the bathroom for about 40 minutes I have to take a Bridget Gillespie. I had lasagna last night always makes me Bridget gillespie. All the toilet water splashed on the floor last night when I Bridget Gillespied.
by Cianmcd2018 October 13, 2018
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bridget jonesing

When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.
Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)
by Sniffah January 5, 2008
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[bridget and emily.]

people who go through life enchanting men and breaking hearts. they are all around loons and will be remembered by many people for setting the world on fire and having intense sexual cravings. this person has a effortless look andthey escape the cluthes of there terrifying family and are easily friends with everyone. they create choas and uproar whenever they go and will always leave good wishes.
person 1: im so jealous of her she has everything!
person 2; I KNOW. she is such a bridget and emily.
by emma Paulson January 1, 2009
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bridget jones

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"
by derek October 4, 2005
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Bridget Jones Breakdown

When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.
I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.
by Whitewomensyndrone April 24, 2016
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Bridget Jones moment

any occasion or instance (like reunions) that forces you to converse awkwardly with people knowing they'll be throwing condescending remarks and questions about pathetic aspects of your life e.g. being perennially single
I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jones moment.
by jmboytoma July 29, 2010
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