Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

breather

A moment taken to pause and recuperate (i.e., catch your breath) after engaging in some type of strenuous activity.

Zach: "Coach, I got this! Our team's down by 3, and the game's almost over. Ya gotta put me back in!"

Coach: "Zach, I already told you, Mike will finish for you. He's one of our best point guards! End of story. You're too banged up! Now, sit down, and take a breather!"

by Jazzy Star November 4, 2022

mouth breather

Simon Snow.

Wow, he’s so cute, must be a mouth breather...

by spicy stinger November 19, 2017

Butt Breather

A person who still smokes in 2025

The term draws from the 2025 “butt breathing” (enteral ventilation) human trials, where scientists tested delivering oxygen through the rectum to patients whose lungs could no longer function properly.

“Quit hacking up a lung, you butt breather.”
“Don’t queue up yet, the butt breather needs his smoke break.”
“Even with all the new research and treatments out there, he’s still a butt breather.”
“She says she’s quitting next week — classic butt breather line.”

by 219cry0 October 23, 2025

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

Mouth breather

A person who's so unbelievably dumb, they couldn't even be bothered to breathe through their nose. To put it simply, mouth breather is another word for an idiot.

"That guy, *name here* is nothing but an inconsiderate, close-minded mouth breather!"

by Suburbanz71 February 17, 2021

non breather

a wrestling move when choking someone until they’re too weak to fight back

someone “fight me”

jono “don’t need to fight bitch”

*non breather time*

by notheretofuckchickens April 28, 2019