Girl: How do I look like in this new dress?
Girl friends: You look gorges!
Girl friends: You are so pretty
Girl friends: so beautiful!
Me: Maybe a McDonalds costume will look better on you…! 🤌
Girl friends: You look gorges!
Girl friends: You are so pretty
Girl friends: so beautiful!
Me: Maybe a McDonalds costume will look better on you…! 🤌
by MoonLemon January 24, 2022

Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

William's eldest daughter was a natural tomboy, she was always close to her father as a kid and enjoyed doing stuff with him, but his youngest daughter Caindace, who seemed to be as much of a tomboy on the surface as her sister, was actually one strange kid beneath the surface, always trying to turn peace talks into arguments where somebody fought or ended up getting shot dead, always claiming self defense, always looking for a scapegoat, someone she saw as ahead of her in line to assassinate to become the first in line, even if it was her own brothers or sisters that she had to get rid of to walk all over their corpses. She was the kind of Reptilian boy girl that went mostly unnoticed, while everyone seemed to be paying attention to/suspicious of the male Reptilian boy girls.
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022

Dewey, you're making songs about cutting people in half and reptilian boy girls and shit like that. Nobody will listen to this music.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Female reptilian boy girls don't get pigeonholed as the bad guy as often as the male reptilian boy girls do, which is why people tend to think all evil dictator like people are male, and that females aren't capable of being the same way. If somebody did try to pigeonhole them as the bad guy, they would get defensive and call it a witch hunt or something of that nature, even though many of them that would call it that don't even hold witchcraft or anything else sacred. Females can be bad people just like males can be bad people, a spade is a spade.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
