All of the lgbtq+ community(plus the non binary bulshit) and all of the weird people that dress like crazy+ earrings in weird places and may be on the spectrum of autism and they are cringe af
1. To aggressively, lovingly, spiritually connect with someone in a way that definitely involves tangled sheets and an aftermath of snacks and cuddles.
2. To hook up with chaotic enthusiasm; to smash with intensity.
3. To bang/bone/have sex.
• “Don’t look at melike that unless you’re trying to bork.”
• “They fought, made up, and borked like they’ve never borked before.”
• “I wanna bork you til the cows come home.”
A language modeled after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.
Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh cheff ooh vood uften sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.
A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”
“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”