Bonkers

When you’re at a crazy party, and something weird happens

Phil: bro, this party is getting a little crazy...
*30 minutes later*
Phil: DUDE! this party is BONKERS!

by UGABUGAAAAAA January 28, 2021

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bonkey

(like wonky or donkey, but with a b)

adjective describing something, someone, or some place that is somehow off or wrong.

indicates that something is shady, suspicious, scuffed, broken, or generally a bit fucked.

"oh, mate, this place is feeling a bit bonkey."

"yeah, mate, i don't feel very safe in this sex dungeon anymore."

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"the hot water in the house is a bit bonkey so you'll have to fuck around with the boiler to get it to work."

by ludadrisc April 3, 2021

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Bonkenstein

A Bonkenstein is a war machine created after the Wankenstein apocalips in 2034 to opose the wanking momsters that have ravaged the Earth after their killler sperm has consumed over 1/3 of the world population and converted the remaining half into other Wankensteins through mind control via killer sperm after comiting anal sex with them. Bonkensteins kill Wankensteins by using a baseball bat made of enchanted wood and steel. They look like humans but with a doge head and are usually 7 feet tall with a very small torso and very long and skinny limbs.

Roma: oh god, the Wankensteins are about to overrun our base and has converted half of our soldiers into Wankensteins with their killer sperm!

Petrova: We're saved! A Bonkenstein has arrived to eradicate the Wankensteins and their devilish spawns!

Bonkenstein: Grrrrr *intensely bonks multiple Wankenstein heads in a single swing*

by Azelas July 15, 2021

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