boning

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a hole of some sort (usually a vagina but can be an asshole sometime (if your gay)).

1. Mr Laporta has trouble boning the girl he met at the mall.
2. Stop boning each other.

by Gasoline Man March 29, 2005

bone

Completely lacking, as in dry or dead

My tank is bone dry.

by Piano Composer May 10, 2006

to bone

Things you do when you got a boner.

He went into the booth to bone.

by Jack Bakarat January 24, 2018

bones

The Nickname Of A Skinny Kid That Is Freakin' Awesome

How's It Going Bones

by lespaulT April 23, 2008

Bones

Hard noodles of the body, or human bionicle parts

"What are bones again?"
"Human bionicle parts you idiot, what do you think?"
"Ooooh ok i was thinking of those erect noodle things in our body"
"Are you high?"

by Saint Of Shitpostia November 23, 2019

Bones

Pounds sterling

"That just cost me twenty bones."

by PlumbJobSon August 8, 2016

Bones

When something is unsatisfactory

Dude 1: Hows the food bro
Dude 2: Man this shit bones

by TrellTheSage August 29, 2021