Bowlate

A retarded bowl/plate who's parents gave up on raising it when it was under the age of 5.

I'm not eating from that, it's a fucking bowlate

by The New english. October 27, 2017

bolster the oven

this is an expression that describes teaching someone how to cook

bob: “can you make some pasta?”
steve: “ mate you might have to help me bolster the oven”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much

Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”

by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

Blatex

Beyond blatant. So obvious it does not even need to be said. Uber-blatant.

David Hasselhoff is blatex cooler than any other guy in speedos.

by Geeklover January 31, 2006

Blates

Blatantly.

Alan: That gig was slammin'.

Buster Rhymes: Blates.

by The Next Great Milestone April 22, 2009

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010