blumpkin

Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!

Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.

by Soulja Boy 420 Copenhagen February 16, 2015

blumpkin

Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo

Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin

by back voice that u dont listen June 2, 2009

blumpkin

The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump

I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it

by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009

Blumpkinate

when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.

He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.

by Mitchel Anstee August 3, 2010

blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!

1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"

2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"

by The Dego July 24, 2008

blumpkinator

One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.

As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

blumpkin

1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.

Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.

by jibjabjibjab December 11, 2010