Blobfishism

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish

Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.

by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

blobfish

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

blobfish

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

Blobfish

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.

by myblobfish July 6, 2010

Blowfished

When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.

"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"

by Bravotango7 March 9, 2017

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Androgynous Blobfish

Best streamer ever lmao
pls watch
twitch.tv/androgynousblobfish

You wanna watch some Androgynous Blobfish?
Fuck yeah that guy is the most funniest person on earth or the galaxy

by T0tally N0t Bl0bf1sh =) April 1, 2022