Awesome Blossom

Cool, awe inspiring, great.

"That game is totally Awesome Blossom."

by Jaye Cabusi May 19, 2005

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Bitch Blossoming

When someone you know is blossoming ( turning into )into a bitch

Emma : Have you seen Kate recently? She's sooo bitch blossoming!
Eva : I know right!

by BootyBoi69420 July 29, 2018

bloody blossom

A used tampon

"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."

by DORMAR May 10, 2016

Squash blossom

When Tony sits on your face.

He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.

by OlDirtyB July 08, 2022

Turd Blossom

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

by Coop Dupe January 03, 2020

blossom top

A gay man that identifies himself as a top but dresses like a woman

There that Blossom Top Johnny with his Pimpin Victoria secret outfit.

by Blossom Top April 30, 2021