Glenny-Blog

An internet article concerning a person's personal life, offering repetitive complaints (usually referring to alleged 'small minded town' life) and mundane happenings.

Author (usually male) will often claim to be better than and/or dragged down by his surroundings, while throwing around the word 'belief' , name checking health foodstuffs and droning about unsatisfatory and mundane romances.

Despite the repetitive moanings that make up the Glenny-Blog, readers will often find themselves extremely excited by news of publication,in a similar fashion that one might find themselves flicking through a tabloid magazine.
'Did you hear that he published a new GLENNY BLOG?'

'This Glenny-Blog is so darn depressing. Amazing!'

'Send me the link to that Glenny-Blog where he caught Lucy in the utility room kissing his best friend!'
by Flower Buster March 17, 2008
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blog-venge

To create a blog for the sake of publicly shaming or embarassing someone. The most infamous examples of this to date are the Amir Tofangsazan "Sold a Broken Laptop" blog and the "Stolen Sidekick" Blog.
Using internet publication resources to ridicule or embarass someone.
That guy who lied about selling a broken laptop got a huge steaming pile of blog-venge thrown at him!
by Timbotron3000 June 12, 2006
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Fail Blog

An awesome site that has pictures and videos of epic fails.
-Dude, have you checked fail blog recently?
-Yeah, that guy got owned!!
by Jsol January 02, 2009
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Blog slogging

Laboriously searching through reems of blogs searching for that one special gem that will make it all worthwhile.
Rutger found blog slogging the web looking for people with similar interests tedious and time comsuming.
by Konga November 03, 2005
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blog drop

the act of posting something interesting to your blog before your friend does
Jane got the blog drop on Marc when she posted a review of the concert before he did.
by Eddie Codel March 19, 2006
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Therapy Blog

A blog where you can talk about things that bother you, because you need someone to talk to but you don't want to talk to your friends, and you can't afford a therapist.
I don't want to burden my friends, so i'll just write in my therapy blog instead.
by masnillab November 22, 2009
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Get a blog

How to admonish someone on a message board who posts the same thing over and over, endlessly usually in an attempt to control the flow of chat. A polite yet firm way of letting someone know he's a bore.
He: Joe starts the same thread every day, ranting and raving about the same tired shit.

She: Sheesh, Joe, get a blog.
by DaBunn July 11, 2008
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