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Quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny bitches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. Can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like "cry more", "\cry" and "don't cry, emo kid".

Emo kid: "People just don't get the pain I've been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. The world sucks, my soul is crushed and I can't go on-"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"

Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"

by Lord CrutchCricket May 8, 2006

blog-arrhea

An ailment afflicting bloggers. Excessive and frequent evacuation of blog postings, runny ones with little substance, usually indicating emotional distress or disorder.

Her blog used to be so dependable and regular, I set my watch by it. But lately, she clearly has a case of blog-arrhea!

by jacks_inbox June 24, 2005

blog envy

1) The jealousy you feel when you see another blog getting recognition in the mainstream press.
(2) The jealousy you feel when you realize that your friend's blog is more popular than yours.

My blog envy meter was going to the roof when I saw Music For Robots mentioned in the New York Times.

by niel-xxx.com October 6, 2005

Blog Dick

Quoted from Myspace Awards Center....

This seems to be the current hot question. You hear it more and more: Blog Dicking.

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!

Bobby Ramone is the first person I ever heard using the term Blog Dicking.

You thought you were second eh? We'll I might just have to blog dick you!

by middle_of_nowhere July 19, 2007

Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.

"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."

by Neil_Owner December 9, 2008

Blog Hawk

One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.

Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.

by Miriam M. March 29, 2007

Blog Off

1.)The act of entering information in a blog format, on the world wide web, for the entertainment, enjoyment & irritation of others. Ie: "mental dumping" (Blogging Off)

Jim: "Hey Sally, what's going on?"

Sally: "Nothing Jim, just Blogging Off. What are you up to later?"

Jim: "Mmmm, I may Blog Off too."

by Gidget Bunny April 13, 2010