blizzard

1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).

Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.

"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"

by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005

Brazilian Blizzard

When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.

Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.

by BatmanCrows January 19, 2012

oreo blizzard

five guys stand over a girl and shave their pubes so they fall on the girl's face and then the guys cum all over her face so it looks like an oreo blizzard.

Mikehey have you given anyone an oreo blizzard yet?
Millimeter Matt yeah me and my buddies got this asian real good.

by theonewhocries December 29, 2009

Blizzard stick

A blunt rolled with the funk

"Yo, lets light up that blizzard stick"

by the kline of felds April 2, 2010

blizzarian

pronunciation (blizz-air-ee-an) noun: a person who is well versed in the art of blunt rolling

i'm still learning how to roll..one day, though, i'll be a true blizzarian

by shiggashoogma March 2, 2011

blizzardry

2014 Super Bowl weather conditions.

Per William Qualkinbush on WCCP 104.9 FM (Clemson) - "There will be all sorts of blizzardry happening at the Super Bowl this year. Santa and the reindeer are coming out at halftime."

by TajhBoydsHelmet December 11, 2013

Sticky Blizzard

The end result of a person who just received a face full of one's ejaculation.

"Damn, that girl is sexy as f*ck! I would love to give her a 'sticky blizzard'!

by UnicornQuweef July 11, 2014