batted

To send someone's shit in basketball. Pretty much means when they put up a shot attempt, you send that shit into oblivion.

Nice block! You batted the shit outta that fool!

by cheapsoot November 30, 2011

Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.

Matt Brown is a Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

Blasted

When someone shoots you, called this for the sound the gun makes

Damn did you hear what happened to jimmy he got blasted

by Broke.rob June 4, 2018

Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo

Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!

by Banjo blastie April 19, 2016

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016