Blake Wantannabe

A very large creature who can only survive in dark rooms. He must be accompanied by a xbox one at all times or his heart will stop. He also needs a surplus of food as if his consumption rate goes below 3467 PB&J sandwiches he will shrivel and die. He's a big fuckin bitch.

Chris: "Damn ese ur big as shit."
Blake: " I know im a Blake Wantannabe"
Jayden: " Holy fuck"

by ChriuFucksMaraih February 7, 2019

Blake Andrews

Also known as a Simp , bailes on his friends and disrespects the bro code, section 720 p9, 'bro's before hoes' honor.

Gosh man why do you have to do a Blake Andrews like that?

by [e-mail] March 15, 2020

Blake Gray

A oddly tall guy who is tiktok famous, in the sway house and is dating Amelie Zilber. He has over 7 million followers and he’s really cute

Dude that guy over there is so cute he is such a Blake Gray.

by Shart? November 26, 2020

BlakeTarget

a cool ass nigga who makes fire ass music and does bum stuff with SkottWalmart

Yo Is That Amazing Rapper And Producer BlakeTarget?
Yeah! I Think It Is!

by BlakeTargetOfficial January 3, 2021

holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.

When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"

by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009

SCOTTY BLAKE

The act of holding a person down while another person hovers over them, spreads their ass cheeks, clamps their ass cheeks over the recipient’s nose, and wipes back and forth. Fecal matter is then imparted on the tip of the recipient’s nose.

Dude, that guy just got Scotty Blake’d!

by luckyfilters April 3, 2021

Your ass is the blackest

This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.

Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."

by The_Overman September 8, 2007