To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.
Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.
Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.
PublicSafety: Carry on.
Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.
PublicSafety: Carry on.
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The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
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Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
Get the beating off the dog mug.Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.
It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.
It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.
When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!
He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).
I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.
He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).
I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.
by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011
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Get the beating my meat mug.Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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