Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.
"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019
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by Ziggysteaparty.c March 6, 2022
Get the Deserved bettermug. -"Peter has never spoken to us since first grade."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."
by Misiaczek February 28, 2019
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by spreadyourwings July 16, 2022
Get the Deserved Bettermug. The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
by da ho April 2, 2010
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