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Bermuda Triangulated

Disappeared. Vanished. Gone. Lost.

As far as I know, the term "Bermuda Triangulated" first appeared in Chuck Palahniuk's book, "Diary." Which to date (Jan. 27, 2007) is the best book I've ever read.
(An exerpt from "Diary" (Chapter) June 23, pg 6):
A woman calls from Seaview to say her linen closet is missing. Last September, her house had six bedrooms, two linen closets. She's sure of it. Now she's only got one. She comes to open her beach house for the summer. She drives out from the city with the kids and the nanny and the dog, and here they are with all heir luggage, and their towels are gone. Disappeared. Poof.
Bermuda triangulated.

(Real life example):
I had just gone over to the DJ to request "Brighter Than Sunshine" as a slow dance song for Miranda and myself. But when I got back to where we had been standing in the center circle of the gym floor she wasn't there. She had Bermuda triangulated.
by I listen to Indie Music February 1, 2007
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Will Berman

Drummer of MGMT. Possibly the most attractive member of MGMT. unfortunately he's married to model, Janelle Shirtcliff Berman. It has been said that Will is a sex god. This is a true statement.
Girl 1: Dude don't you just think Andy Vanwyngarden is such a babe?

Girl 2: Of course he is, but He isn't as cute as Will Berman.
by lover of will December 6, 2010
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High Beams

This term is used when the nipples of a woman can be obviously seen through her clothing. The larger the protrusion the brighter the beam.
I was over at the frozen food section and I noticed alot of High Beams.
by Rawhide January 12, 2006
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bermuda trianglulated

When something mysteriously dissappears. Used in chuck palahniuk's book "diary"
dude my fucking iPod got bermuda trianglulated
by online handle September 20, 2006
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the berkshires

Located in western Massachusetts, The berkshires are a shitty place to live. There is nothing to do for teens but to have ragers in the woods. There are trees and mountains. The kids here are bitchy because they want to leave the valley. WE ALL WANT TO GTFO
kid: where do you live?
other kid: the berkshires
kid: THAT FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE!
other kid: i know
by Travie D July 7, 2008
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Berks County

PENNSYLVANIA

Berks County is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unfortunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Berks has forgotten about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.

Exeter is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Wyomissing. Exeter is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.

Ever since the deindustrialization of Muhlenburg, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Even though local government has attempted to clean up the city, Berks county considers Muhlenburg a dirty place where crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.

As bad as Muhlenburg is, Reading takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Reading has some nicer areas where it starts to border Wyomissing and this is the area most Reading kids like to pride themselves on... but we all know Reading sucks, it's Kutztown's ugly sister.

Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Berks County.

Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:

- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping

Lastely note: All Hill girls are sluts
Guy: "Wow... you must be rich, you're from Berks County!"
His Friend: "Nah... I'm from inner-city Reading."
Guy: "Oh..."
by Jonathan Brock September 21, 2005
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Pull a Bernstein

To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"
by JThemDigital June 24, 2020
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