beer curve

n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.

I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.

I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.

by Acquire Team May 27, 2006

Beer cuffed

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.

"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"

by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015

ice beer

Beer brewed at subfreezing temperatures.

A type of beer that is deeply frozen during brewing and the ice removed, increasing the alcohol content.

Since alcohol has a lower freezing point and doesn't form crystals, when the ice is filtered off the alcohol concentration increases in ice beer.

by sdc9 January 27, 2007

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

beer pong rules

The rules for this game vary among areas and college campuses throughout. There are a few definite rules that are followed in every game regardless of host, but House Rules are the major factor in determining the rules to be followed.

Some basic universal beer pong rules include:
1) bounce cups are worth 2 cups (ball can be blocked).
2) guys finger, girls blow.
3) 2 re-racks per team, per game.
4) same cup is worth 3 cups and balls back.
5) both teammates making a cup is balls back.

by nxt2yoshi August 29, 2011

Stag Beer

Stag Beer is a lager beer originally brewed in Belleville, IL in 1851. It was bought out by George Heilman and moved to Milwaukee in 1989. It still enjoys a great deal of popularity in Central and Southern Illinois, St. Louis, and other parts of Missouri and Arkansas. The vintage appearance of the packaging (gold label/can with a deer's head) gives Stag Beer authenticity and somewhat ironic hipster credibility. It is also very inexpensive, and most people consider the quality much higher than the price tag would suggest. Due to its very low sugar level it is highly recommended as the beer of choice for diabetics. The low sugar levels also lead to the belief that Stag will not cause hangovers, even if you drink a very large amount. The beer has many rabid fans and therefore has developed some colorful nicknames and slogans, including:

"Stag - Steak, Taters, And Gravy"
"Sugar Free as Beer Should Be"
"Stag - It's not for Beginners"

Hey man, throw me a cold Stag Beer!

by petethebeat June 9, 2009

beer

The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

-via Homer J. Simpson

by Lugermeister June 14, 2004