beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

beer

An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.

I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.

I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.

by gin gent February 22, 2009

Beers

Term for "beer" in Wisconsin

Ey Mark, you wanna drink some beers and watch the Packer game?

by ElCaptino March 7, 2010

Beer

For the alternative blackout.

Senator: Mr. Kavanaugh have you ever blacked out?
Brett Kavanaugh: I like beer. I didn't black out, I went to sleep.

by Short Assassin October 2, 2018

Beer

one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.

I just lost my job, I need a beer.

by Lanky Joe December 28, 2005

I beer beer

The classic art of putting beer on a higher emotional level than anything already possible. This mainly affects men, but it has been known to spread to the female gender.

Man 1: Isn't that your 40th beer?

Man 2: Yeah bro, I beer beer.

by d00mcake September 22, 2010

beer

A great drink.

...for screwing up your brain.

<Random man> *drinks beer*
<Random woman> *also drinks beer
<RM> Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS!!!!!!!
<RW> Okay!

(The next day...)

<RM> Why am I in another person's bed? And why am I in my underwear?

by dj gs68 February 12, 2004