A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.
Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"
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An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.
A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.
also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.
also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.
Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....
Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?
Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."
Mike: Awesome! Me next!
Raymond: No thank you.
Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....
Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?
Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."
Mike: Awesome! Me next!
Raymond: No thank you.
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