Bedalien

Bee-Deyl-Ee-Un
Someone from the very small place called Bedale in North Yorkshire, one of the, "dales", of Yorkshire. Any Bedalien entering Northallerton, (or N-Town) is referred to as such because they hail from Bedale, a distant place that people only stray to when they are old and are bored of actually doing something on a Friday or Saturday night (Even though it's only 8 miles away from N-Town).

N-Townie 1: You can tell those lot at the bus stop outside the Nag's Head are Bedaliens, they're all chavs.

N-Townie 2: Yeah, most of them have just signed on at the jobcentre too.

by Bagginski November 10, 2009

bedazzling

1.V; To post low effort snark early in a comment section in an attempt to derail a discussion before it has begun.

2.V; To repeatedly focus on minor details during a debate in order to grind down an opponent

I was so effective bedazzling that subreddit that I completely killed it in less than a year

by FireTheCannons June 15, 2018

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

bedazle

bedazled means to stick a object to another object with anything that is sticky

i bedazeled the bookshelf to the the wall

by David billington April 21, 2004

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

bedazzler

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!

Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.

by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

bedanglers

empty tube like breasts

hey, quit steppin' on my bedanglers

by annon September 12, 2003