banton

Noun. A contraction of banter tampon. Used to describe an individual who absorbs banter as effectively as a tampon absorbs menstrual blood.

Jenny's anecdotes leave much to be desired and often result in a cessation of laughter amongst the group. Jenny is a fucking banton.

by Strategy01 December 6, 2011

Benton High School

Only the best high school in the Saint Joseph, Missouri area. Stationed in the southend, it opened it's doors in 1905, and has stayed busy ever since. Home of the Cardinals.

John: What school do you go to?

Rob: Only the best one ever!
John: Oh! Benton High School!

by Kulu4 July 24, 2011

Beantown

Decatur, IL Soybean capital of the world

by Rev. T-Monk September 10, 2003

Beantown

A type of coffee. :D

"What type of cofee is that?"
"Beantown coffee!" =D

by Steph March 28, 2005

Do it for Benton County

When you do something retarded representing the best county in Tennessee.

person a: Drink this bleach.
Person b: i'm not gonna do that shit!
person a: do it for benton county.
Person b: HELL YEAH!

by 'Merica, hell yeah December 15, 2010

beantown

term used to communicate to one's comrades of intentions to pack a lip without letting on to females, parents, teachers, etc.

Hey does anybody feel like going to Beantown later?

by TAHockey February 25, 2008

bentonville

powerfuck.
ultra sex.

someone who is increasingly orgasmic.

mmm all nummy and stuff.
you know how it do.

bentonville has a myspace, add him.
lawlz.

he likes hot computer sex late at night.
:D

girl 1: BENTON ZOMGGG.

girl 2: MAFFYEWW <3

girl 1: bentonville <3 (:

girl 2: yay4nummyguys, lol.

by yay4computersex. October 9, 2008