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Beanfield

- Noun

1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!

Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate

Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
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fettucini beanie

A fettuccini beanie is when you grab a chick with stringy flat blond hair and cum in said woman's hair and then swoop it around her head making a fettuccini beanie
by Bedroombusternut October 7, 2016
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banielle didwell

When having sex in the normal stand up position, where the girls legs are wrapped around the man. The man does a cartwheel while his penis remains inside of the girl. The maneuver while being quite tricky is very impressive to the girl. She will definitely be coming back for more.
So i was banging this girl, and i did the banielle didwell, she has been wanting more since
by !@#$%^&**&^%$#@! October 8, 2010
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bum beanie

when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.
(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!
by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008
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scenie beanie

A person who's in love with the next best person, place, or thing until others have been informed of it's existence and/or importance.
Person A: "Dave says there's this new album you have to listen to before you go to the show we were invited to on Friday night."

Person B: "He's such a scenie beanie. I've never heard of this band OR this bar. Am I talking to the wrong people?"
by GeThaLedOut October 22, 2011
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beanie baby

dayum that is one ugly-ass beanie baby.
by Sparrowdog February 2, 2006
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beanie

a not so common stereotype.
usually put on people who dont give a shit. and would rather die young, then get old.
(but that doesnt mean that they are suicidal, oh no)

they spend most of their time with friends, and listen to anytype of music,
usually found in parks, sliding or swinging.

like to take walks.
and are most likely to fail school and join hippy communes
or finish school,
with a good grades in english, science and art.

sometimes have brightly coloured hair. and can likely be seen chewing gum.

laugh at things that most "normal" people wouldnt laugh at, or would disapprove of. beanies are amused by burning things and just causing plain havock.

they can be any sexuality.lesbian, gay, bisexual or omnisexual.


the only bad thing about them, is that they talk to fucking much and swear waaaayyy more the normal people.
"i dont having a fucking example BEEATCH! (: "

is what the beanie said when urban dictionary asked for an example.
by peter file. August 28, 2008
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