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scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard
That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020
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bea malven

to the girl i love, and made me realize who i am <3
by leafeon.eevee July 19, 2021
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Bea Band

The bumpy hair pusher uper headband. They come in a variety of colors and patterns, and you can purchase them from various retailers (Temu, Amazon, etc.). The “Bea Band” rose to fame in the Arizona-Sonora Dorm, Sonora side, floor 8, room 819 by Bea.
Aliyah got Kendall and Bea pink and blue Bea Bands from Temu for $2!”
by TemuLover January 26, 2024
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Bea

Bea is like the loud nerd from your class in highschool who always spoke about nerdy things out loud and would say stuff like "uhm actually".
girl 1: so like did you watch the new series yesterday

Bea: UHM ACTUALLY IT CAME OUT LAST WEEK ON WEDNESDAY AT 7PM!!!! GET IT RIGHT IDIOT
by lollipopgirl5 September 30, 2025
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Bea

Bea is a beautiful girl, the name deriving from the spanish/italian word for a pretty female (bella) and she's the best, most amaz- who am I kidding, Bea is an unfunny and stupid girl who is slightly shorter than 5' (about 90cm for you non-americans) and has difficulties drowning the void in her heart, so she goes on online discord servers in an attempt to find someone to share the boringness of life with. She makes unfunny lesbian jokes but has surprisingly good music taste, maybe a result of the hours of her life spent doing nothing useful. Might one day reach 5 foot or the 10th grade, but has yet to.
Person 1. "Yea bro so I was talking to Bea the other day an-"
Person 2. "Dawg are you stupid or something? You talked to Bea the Dwarf?"
P1. "Yea man, what about it?"
P2. "She has the brains of a sheep in Animal Farm- not that you'd get the reference, but it's a boo-"
*P1 punches P2 in the face*
P1. "I can't stand when people talk badly about my favorite animal. She's not a sheep, she's a pig"
by shhhhhhap July 5, 2024
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Bea

a dumb but super super funny girl who blocked her juniors
what happened to you?

she bea'd me

ooo
by beablockedme May 3, 2022
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