not safe for work

Pretty self-explanatory. See nsfw.

The link was subtitled not safe for work and my entire family was in the room. The only logical option was to click it.

by cain_west December 18, 2007

Safe queen

An item, typically something of use or value, that is kept locked away in a safe place so as not to cause devalue to said item.

Dude did you see Johnny's CQC-6?" Billy asked. "No!" Bob replied. "That knife is a total safe queen! Johnny never even opens that thing!

by BrownMajik October 8, 2010

Safe place

A physical or metaphysical place one goes to for peace and serenity

we made our safe place in each other's arms

by stonerwitchu_u September 22, 2020

safe sex

Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.

EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."

by AngryWhiteMale May 11, 2003

pube-safe

An object is pube-safe when it is SO safe, that not even the most desperate of thieves will touch it (caused by being shrouded in pubes)

First seen on Important Things with Demetri Martin

"I'm not touching that! There's a pube on it!"

pube-safe

by Angryblackguy March 16, 2009

safe page

That page which is in your tabs incase you have to swith from your original page becuase youre watching violent material, porn or disgusting things which you dont whant others to know youre looking at.

-"Man this pornstar is hot...oh shit someones coming in , better switch to my safe page."

-"Hey what ya wathing honey?"

-"Nothing just these cute little puppies"

by JoeMommaPR May 28, 2010

Safe Lady

Italian female who is not capable of operating her safe, even though the instructions are written in Italian.

'Have you seen safe lady?'

'No, she is stuck in her safe'

by Kevster m dubz July 28, 2009